delga: ([bad cop] THERE ARE MANY COPIES.)

Someone needs to write fic where - due to some cosmic snafu - Tim Speedle becomes the next vampire slayer.

delga: ([Random] head-first into the water.)

the fics. )


break-down. )


With thanks to my betas, and to the people who regularly read and leave feedback. You are all very kindly people, and I appreciate having you all to talk to.

delga: ([csi] the longest road I've known.)

NO FUCKING WAY.

» CSI: Miami exhumes Rory Cochrane.

Oh, Rory. What the hell? Does this mean I'm actually going to have to watch again? Because I really am that shallow. I'm just so fucking disappointed. I mean, it'll be good to see him on TV, but I'm not sure it's worth H0Caine. On top of that, I recall he was pretty miserable on set when he decided to leave, right? (I'd much rather he sign up to something like Army Wives even if it's completely not his scene because to see him co-starring with Kim Delaney again would make my year.) Wasn't one of the stipulations of his departure that he couldn't work on TV for five years? So, if he's back, we could guess that it's because he literally couldn't work anywhere else?

oh, edit. The Sister just informed me of something else. Spoilers for whichever season it is that has yet to air. )


Man. This on top of Mandy Patinkin? Weird week. (And we still don't know about Jorja Fox! UM. DON'T TELL ME IF YOU DO!) To think: everyone else is flipping out over HP spoilers. *EYEROLL*

edit: lolz. I haven't used this tag in forever.

delga: ([Random] Samson went back to bed.)

So, didn't finish The Unit because the Paternal Parental returned home. So am meme-ing, specifically that WIP meme. Under the cut you will find extracts of varying lengths from unfinished fics. The point is to motivate me to actually write the bloody things but I doubt that will happen.

fic;snip. )


Make of those what you will. I'm off to sleep. Also: GIP. And GLP if you're interested.

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the fics. )


break-down. )


Special thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] wliberation and [livejournal.com profile] tigertrapped who are not only my unfailing betas, but my dear friends. The former is my enabler and hand-holder, the latter is my inspiration. Further thanks to [livejournal.com profile] binglexjells who not only writes brilliantly, but was the entire reason that any csi: new york fic got written this year. Also on this list of Awesome must go [livejournal.com profile] ivinnuna and [livejournal.com profile] raeyashi for their constant and uplifting feedback, and more lately, [livejournal.com profile] twincy who has bravely beta'd my last fic for the year, and indulged me so far as to geek-meta Shakespeare and Bones (no, seriously). Lastly, I want to thank not only everyone who has read my fic this year, but everyone for whom I've beta'd this year. This whole fanfic thing is a two-way street. You can write all you want, but it's the talking that counts. So thanks for talking.

delga: ([Random] smoker)

Let's talk OTP. Actually, it's hard for me to talk OTP because I can get behind nearly every ship in existence. Nearly. I don't know why this is. It's probably because I'm easy, but also because I read as much fic as I can get through and I'd rather not be impaired in that process by a lack of access. I read more het and gen than slash of any variety although this is something I only notice after the fact. I also don't really know why that is because I'm all for (f/)slash fic. Hmm. But anyway. My OTPs.

inside cut tag. CJ/Toby, Mac/Stella, Grissom/Sara, Dan/Casey, Megan Donner/Stella Bonasera, Don/Cooper, Sheppard/Weir, Abby/Kerry, Bobby/Alex, Larry/Megan. also featured: Without a Trace, SVU.

cut. )


To conclude: agree/disagree? Want to write that femslash for me? What are your OTPs? Why? (Ten, btw, was a really difficult number to get to, even though I have a ton of fandoms. I just don't have an OTP in all of them, I guess). Next time on Meisha Needs To Talk Fandom At Some Ungodly Hour: OT3s, featuring cameos from OTPs.

delga: ([fandom] whore)

So, it's not like I even watch Miami these days but I always follow the spoilers because they're the one set of CSI spoilers I don't give a damn about. That being said, the latest ones, regarding the finale? Are so much love to me. Cut because I know there are people on the flist who DO watch Miami still )

Um. It's entirely possible that I just broke my caps lock.

Am going to have my hair cut today. Well, I say cut, I mean trimmed. I might have it cut more than that but I doubt it. My hair has recently become totally thin so it's useless and I don't want to run the risk of cutting it and then not having it grow back which is entirely possible with me. Then I have to shift all of my stuff across the road because I'm properly gran-sitting this weekend; I also have to remember to take a blouse because yet again I will be working in the store for The Dad tomorrow morning. Oh joy, joy.

Also, am getting to the point where I need the sweeps season to be over already just so I can shift avis off the laptop and onto DVDs. But then I don't need sweeps to be over already because then woe, hiatus! And I can't deal with hiatus, lol. Oh, that reminds me, after I log off tonight, don't expect to see me until I've watched this week's Numb3rs because I sure as hell am not going to be spoiled for it.

Started writing a new fic last night, completely original. I've been thinking about it forever and I finally decided that if I can't write actual prose, I'll just write it as though I'm telling it. So now I have multiple first person narratives casually navigating around the story I want to tell. It's surprisingly easy, at this point, to write but that'll change, no doubt. I guess colloquial is the way I'm going these days as I've lost the ability to write proper sense-making sentences. Anyway, that's why I'm shattered today because I didn't sleep until three and I've actually been getting a but of sleep since I started sleeping on the couch. So, off to write more and then off to get my hair cut. Yay!

eta: Miami spoilers in comments.

delga: (grief)

The following contains spoilers for CSI:Miami, 3x01, Lost Son. I'll cut it if anyone cares but I seriously think we're the last to have seen it.

So, I found out about this particular plotline one year ago when Cochrane decided enough was a enough. It was just after the CSI firings/re-hirings and was just too much for this fangirl to take. Since then, I've waited a year and been completely fucking spoiled for it since last September. So, as far as having been in denial...well, I haven't really. The actual death was mildly shocking (gunshots and ricochets do me in because I'm addle-minded) but other than that? I feel like I've been mourning this character since he was conceived.

Miami has lost more actors than any of the other CSI shows: Megan (♥), Speed (♥♥♥) and, soon, (Y)elena. I wonder if that anything to do with Caruso? no, I'm not being bitchy, I genuinely wonder if that's the case. I know Cochrane wanted a chance to get out of the monotony of doing TV - I've heard the same reactions from Gary Sinise (who decided it was safer to do something boring and dependable than quit it all for film) and Thandiwe Newton (who found ER interesting enough but got bored with the format after a while). I have to say, having seen some of Cochrane's earlier work, the stuff he's given in Miami is pretty weak. But then, I didn't fall for Cochrane himself; I fell for the character.

It's no secret that I'll favour the smart over the sexy (mostly because I think that smart can be sexy but sexy isn't necessarily smart, you know?) and when you first meet Tim Speedle, the guy's...well, that guy's a twat, actually. In the CSI/Miami x-over, Tim Speedle is annoying as hell. He's very...bouncy. The only person I liked when I saw Cross Jurisdictions was Alexx Wood. Tbh, she's the only one I like anymore which is why I'm leaving this one to rot.

But then...then you come to Golden Parachute and Speed is completely different. He's intelligent, a little moddy, he's stuck between Megan and Horatio. He's not oblivious like Calleigh, he's not insensitive like Eric. In those first few episodes, he's a little rocky as the writers try to figure the character out but he's still so bright, something I have forever loved in him. Speed was the brains of the outift; the actual geek. Not just that, the CSI life wasn't his life; it was just a job, something he had to do. He was objective, diligent. None of this bs backstory crap that they spent pouring out on Eric and HoCaine (and to a certain extent, Calleigh). Speed was just there.

And Speed was funny: sharp, acerbic. Not comedy!Calleigh funny; I mean actually funny. ("What am I going to do for three hours [w/o my phone]?" "You could stop talking"). All my contentions with the character are due to HoCaine and the writers, actually. The way Tim acted towards him, how the boss treated him back; the way the character became less of a centre-piece as the series went on, becoming boring and solid. Amusingly, he was still the highlight of every week.

So, Lost Son. First off, HoCaine, did someone glue your palms to your hips? Because that would amuse me. Why do you need to survey the scene in that way? Secondly, who the hell wrote this dren? Was it the same person who wrote Dispo Day? Dispo Day is fun to watch but so not in character. Why would Speedle - one of the most conscientious characters in the series - use someone else's kit? Why would he not clean his gun? Why didn't we see his brother at the funeral? Why was the funeral in Miami if all his family is in Syracuse (I'll let that last one slip because he did runaway to Miami)? How the hell did he get mores line in this epiosde than he did on average per episode in S2? Why the hell did the writers put in that "well, plenty of time for that now," line just before he entered the jewellers? Why the hell didn't he call for HoCaine to get his gun out? Why did no one (but for Alexx, of course) shed a single tear? What was up with Calleigh's face all the way through this? Why didn't we get to see Eric's response to Speed's death? Why was there random shooting?! OMIGOD WHAT DREN. I was annoyed by this so bloody much. Just...argh!

I'll be back to watch the finale, maybe, but I'm so done with this fandom. The H/C hug was cute but then HoCaine started talking and I got mad again. The end picture was very sweet but I was still fuming over where the hell his brother was to care too much. To think, I was only watching for RC's scenes; there's so little decent H/C fic out there, too (I'm sure [livejournal.com profile] natushka will point me in the right direction if any more transpires - until then, I'll stick to Mac/Stella, ta). I don't like the characters, I don't like the HoCaineego-centric storylines, I don't like the inconsistencies, the writing or the direction (what the hell is up with that stupid camera jerky thing that they keep using? And why are they using it? It's not realistic, it's poor filming).

So. That's that, then.

delga: (grief)

To me, there is something wondeful about being able to go back and watch early episodes of a series. I'm not, for the moment, speaking as a rabid fangirl; rather, as someone who enjoys watching television and loves the construct of a story.

Five showed the Miami/New York cross-over and Blink (the first NY episode) tonight (as opposed to Lost Son which be will a whole other disaster) and I remember watching these episodes the first time around - MIA/NY a year ago and Blink just this past February. I remember getting a feel for these new faces and the new setting, falling in love with the composition of characters and their little nuances. I remember the excitment at seeing the shiny new credits, the amusement at the throw-away dialogue and the intrigue in the new gadgets and gizmos, not to mention the case itself. Having watched the repeat today (and I am a complete sucker for repeats; they show the CSI and Miami pilots over and over and I watch them every damn time), I notice other elements that become trends, for example, Mac's hardline attitude towards Danny. I didn;t really pick up on the way Mac treated Danny until midseason but it's awesome to watch the cross-over and see that same attitude present from the very beginning. It indicates to me that unlike the Miami crew, they got the characterisations spot on for this lot, first time around.

With the second viewing, two things happen. Firstly, you remember the experience of the first viewing and how much you miss certain styles the show seemed to be piloting. Like the 'dreaed' blue filter. I know a lot of people found NY too dark but I loved it; I miss the blue filter. It's not that weird turns-people-orange farce that they used on the House pilot; it was subtle, it made the set colder, more serious. In contrast to Vegas and Miami, there was something historical to it. I miss the blue filter and the dark, foreboding lighting. I don't miss the HoCaine pose. Ugh, I remember The Sister and I watching for the first time and seeing that pre-credit shot - hands on hips, looking out across the water. We both screamed with disgust. I also remember hating Flack for being such an asshat in the first episode. And most of all, I miss the intensity of that first plot line; I miss that experience. All that suspense is derived from the show being new - the producers, actors, writers are all trying to find a comfortable position, they're still experimenting a little, with the feel of the show. The show's identity is still fluid. Even if you go back and rewatch those first few episodes, that brand-new quality lingers. Of course, it disappears. It has to. But there is a lovely feeling to watching a new television show and knowing that one way or another, you will come to love it.

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That being said, I love seeing episodes that I've never seen before. The best thing about L&O is that I don't care if I get spoiled for what's coming up.

Tonight's episode reminded me a lot of the WaT episode (S2) when the violinist disappeared. That gave me happy fangirl moments. But the story itself was different to usual; the script, for one, was far more comic than what I've become used to in the past two years. Also, Ed and Lennie have really become a set, now that they're in their second year. I can't help but feel sad every time I see Briscoe on screen; the character fit Orbach so well.

The law case was interesting, too, espeically with the judge's bias. But as soon as the conductor's wife got on the stand, I knew something was up. A brilliantly ambiguous ending. It's good to wath a show and just watch it, you know? As opposed to seeing it and picking holes in the quality, or looking too much at the fandom and not the canon. The canon of L&O is fantastically solid and I love it for that.

Fantastic Four tomorrow, House on Thursday. SVU on Saturday and then work Sunday night. Oh, might be going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on Saturday so that should be good. I should really go to sleep some time soon. Oh well.

delga: (grief)

And huzzah for July 26th! The date when I finally let go of the Miami fandom. The date when five finally shows Lost Son. Yes, there will be tears. Yes, there will be mourning. Yes, there will be black flags and garb &c. &c. But also there will be a peace; the peace that comes at the end of a long struggle.

And then I'll never have to watch Miami again.

So that's July 26th: CSI:Miami's 3rd season comes to the UK.

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Oh House. So, like, Happy Birthday? Yeh. Does Foreman, poor love, ever get tired of just beingwrong? Does Cameron, dear god, ever get tired of kissing ass? Do the writers - damn - ever get tired of perpetuating these stereotypes? No? Ha, good! My favourite scene had to be when House is talking to that mother who thinks her daughter is fat. "Maybe you can wear matching outfits. Oh my god, you can't be her mother - you're far too young!" Heh.

Other than that, copper strikes again (if you remember as far back as last week, the nun had a copper allergy too). Wilsensei is obviously the gayest man alive and Cuddy is still lots of fun. Now let's give Cameron something to do other than suck up, yeh?

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Stargate: Atlantis (s1) starts tonight! And in the US, BSG (S2) is up again (as well as SG1 and SG:A but ch.4 & 5 will get there eventually). I'm hoping someone will rip it quick so I can d/l asap. Family are going to be here this weekend (for a BBQ but in typical Sod's Law style, it's cooler today, and more grey). I'm back at work on Saturday morning (oh please *cries*) even though it is The Sister's birthday. The upside to this is that I will once again be receiveing a disposable income which, in layman's terms, means that I CAN BUY STUFF YAY. Stupidest thing aboyt going back to work? Can't go to [livejournal.com profile] wishes_of_stone's party tonight. Am actually not allowed. So now I must go make my apologies.

That's one week since prom, people, and nothing catastrophic has happened yet. Except school ends in a week and there won't be an excuse for me to go and just hang around the empty spaces.

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Haven't caught a repeat since the days of darling Megan but...

O Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
How lovely is your making,
O Dispo Day, O Dispo Day
And wonderful your writing.

For even though dear Speed is shot
And Calleigh's high on stolen pot
O Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
To you I give my first born.

O Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me,
O Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
And to my face a smile.

Because the plot is so contrived
And the gun thing's full of shite
But Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
Seeing blondie high was worth it.

O Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
If only Caine had got it
Then Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
I'd sell to you my womb.

That was the source of my dismay
HoCaine, again, has saved the day
But Dispo Day, O Dispo Day,
You still have made my day.


:)

I love Dispo Day on so many levels - the most superficial and important one being that Speed actually does stuff. Tonight's CSI (Mothership) was also brilliant. I loved how Sara didn't let the Sofia thing get to her so much; I loved the little trio she and Liam and Spork made; I love the last scene when Sofia was confessing her departure and Gil asked her to dinner has he would any colleague he respected (so maybe, Sara, leaving is what it will take. Then again, he may just buy you another goddamn plant).

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A fannish, public post just to catch up.

ER, Alias, Child of our Time, Miami, L&O:CI, Desperate Housewives and The Others )


*sigh* I've done all my work. No, seriously. All of that coursework? Done. I'm bored now. (Ooh, TWW tonight - yay!)

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OK, so Miami didn’t suck so bad. All in all, it was pretty cool. That’s right, for once I’m not HoCaine bitching. This is because yesterday’s Miami was a very special episode that featured a lot of Speed-viewing. Also, plus-point, very little HoCaine and when he was there, he was only mildly irritating. He treated the entire Speed-Wally thing very well; in much the way I wish Griss would deal the Sara thing. Like, go home girl! I mean, I love you and everything but please!

Also, I finally watched this week’s CSI, which also rocked pretty hard. Very little Sara but a good, solid case. Well, not so much solid as ambiguous but still, quite cool. Actually, very cool. I also watched the Dawson’s and realised that it finishes next week! Forever! My weekly teen-angst spot has disappeared! Dear god.

Back to Miami… )


On a nicely related note, I also watched the second half of Earthquake 10.5 with Kim Delaney. This is, of course, after missing the first half. Crappy graphics but lots of faces I know, 24-style camera shots and high tension. Loved it.

Now I have to go hurt myself. I actually praised HoCaine!

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