{ "Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you under a table!" }

[delga]

HAHA. Am currently wasting time playing with the drabble-matic, and came across this gem:

Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bloody Fan, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Breast.

NO WORDS, LOLZ.

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OH GOD. ANOTHER ONE!

"That's all right," Mary said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not soothing," said Jim. "Not as soothing as the time we touched under a table."
Mary nodded insistently. "We were gentle back in those days."
"Our breasts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Jim said. "Everything seems smooth and terrifying when you're young."

ALSO:

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Mary had been taken hostage by Powerful Breast, a supervillain who had the city in a state of bloody terror.

Man, I never want to meet this Breast. It's apparently a powerful wizard.

Comments

ROFL!

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

The Adventure Of The Bear

Dean and Sam were out for a red Valentine's walk between a rock and a hard place. As they went, Sam rested his hand on Dean's leg. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so hefty, Dean was filled with sexy dread.

"Do you suppose it's glowing here?" he asked brightly.

"You unnatural silly," Sam said, tickling Dean with his beast. "It's completely tilted."

Just then, an unusual bear leapt out from behind a food and tossed Sam in the arm. "Aaargh!" Sam screamed.

Things looked unexpected. But Dean, although he was deformed, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an egg and, like the fog rolling in from a cold and angry sea, beat the bear warningly until it ran off. "That will teach you to toss innocent people."

Then he clasped Sam close. Sam was bleeding slowly. "My darling," Dean said, and pressed his lips to Sam's pec.

"I love you," Sam said darkly, and expired in Dean's arms.

Dean never loved again.

Re: ROFL!

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Ha! I got a variation of that one, too. (I sort of love that bad!fic declaration, it was the most romantic walk EVER.) lolz.