{ "Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you under a table!" }

[delga]

HAHA. Am currently wasting time playing with the drabble-matic, and came across this gem:

Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bloody Fan, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Breast.

NO WORDS, LOLZ.

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OH GOD. ANOTHER ONE!

"That's all right," Mary said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not soothing," said Jim. "Not as soothing as the time we touched under a table."
Mary nodded insistently. "We were gentle back in those days."
"Our breasts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Jim said. "Everything seems smooth and terrifying when you're young."

ALSO:

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Mary had been taken hostage by Powerful Breast, a supervillain who had the city in a state of bloody terror.

Man, I never want to meet this Breast. It's apparently a powerful wizard.