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delgaHAHA. Am currently wasting time playing with the drabble-matic, and came across this gem:
Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bloody Fan, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Breast.
NO WORDS, LOLZ.
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OH GOD. ANOTHER ONE!
"That's all right," Mary said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not soothing," said Jim. "Not as soothing as the time we touched under a table."
Mary nodded insistently. "We were gentle back in those days."
"Our breasts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Jim said. "Everything seems smooth and terrifying when you're young."
ALSO:
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Mary had been taken hostage by Powerful Breast, a supervillain who had the city in a state of bloody terror.
Man, I never want to meet this Breast. It's apparently a powerful wizard.
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Date: 2007-08-30 02:34 pm (UTC)(and I've only read one entry so far!)
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Date: 2007-08-30 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-30 03:25 pm (UTC)LOLZ.
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Date: 2007-08-30 06:23 pm (UTC)It made my insides all tingly [and not in a dirty way!] when I saw you had a Liz icon! Hooray for 30Rock.
ps: I need your address cause I have PRESENT for you :D
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Date: 2007-08-30 07:12 pm (UTC)agentBFF, my genetics, and, naturally, my flist without whom I would never have made it to the depths of crazy we all know that I am truly capable of! Thank you! Thank you! Mwah!/crack
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Date: 2007-08-30 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-30 07:14 pm (UTC)That line alone made me laugh for a good few minutes.
(In reference to your email which I will reply to in a moment, I am going to use this icon wherein Colby Granger looks shiny.)
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Date: 2007-08-30 07:15 pm (UTC)ps. eeeeeee! OK. I will email it to you. POKE ME IF I FORGET.
ROFL!
Date: 2007-08-30 07:24 pm (UTC)Dean and Sam were out for a red Valentine's walk between a rock and a hard place. As they went, Sam rested his hand on Dean's leg. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so hefty, Dean was filled with sexy dread.
"Do you suppose it's glowing here?" he asked brightly.
"You unnatural silly," Sam said, tickling Dean with his beast. "It's completely tilted."
Just then, an unusual bear leapt out from behind a food and tossed Sam in the arm. "Aaargh!" Sam screamed.
Things looked unexpected. But Dean, although he was deformed, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an egg and, like the fog rolling in from a cold and angry sea, beat the bear warningly until it ran off. "That will teach you to toss innocent people."
Then he clasped Sam close. Sam was bleeding slowly. "My darling," Dean said, and pressed his lips to Sam's pec.
"I love you," Sam said darkly, and expired in Dean's arms.
Dean never loved again.
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Date: 2007-08-30 07:35 pm (UTC)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2007-08-30 08:03 pm (UTC)Aw. I kinda wish you knew how INTENSE his plotline gets.
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Date: 2007-08-30 08:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-30 08:46 pm (UTC)But! I just feel like there's so much UNEARTHED BRILLIANCE here for you to latch on to and LOVE EARNESTLY. Like David and Colby and their now fucked-up relationship of trust and mistrust! And Megan's newfound pessimistic streak! And Don's Inner Woe! (And Charlie's hair is no long scary!) SO MUCH HERE.
Also: Lou Diamond Phillips as the Very Awesome Edgerton, and that one episode with Max Martini which made such an impact on fandom that we're still talking about him now! (The recurring guest stars, MAN. JOSHUA MALINA is one of them. There was a fabulously slashy episode with Six Feet Under's Brenda's-Brother in, too.)
AND DON. IN KEVLAR. OPEN SHIRTS, ROLLED SLEEVES. ANGSTING. AND THEN SMILING. !!!!!
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Date: 2007-08-31 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-31 08:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-31 08:39 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2007-08-31 08:44 am (UTC)It's weird. I, um. Don't recognise it as one of mine? BUT WHATEVER. HAVE A GIBBS ICON. WITH JOY AND LOVE. !
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Date: 2007-08-31 08:52 am (UTC)But, re: Flack, I caught one of Cahill's episodes of Friends on TV last night, and eee, his character there is so adorable.
I think it's old. Or secretly not yours at all. Gibbs! *returns the love* (Another one of yours? Oh boy.)
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Date: 2007-08-31 08:53 am (UTC)*hug* ILU.
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Date: 2007-08-31 08:55 am (UTC)lol, the first time I saw him was as a sex offender in SVU. *headdesk*
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Date: 2007-08-31 08:56 am (UTC)BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's okay, though, because soon there will be NEW NCIS and then all will
hopefullybe WELL WITH THE WORLD.no subject
Date: 2007-08-31 08:58 am (UTC)