{ NEWSFLASH }

[delga]

At 21.19, local time, Riger the Stress Ball was rushed to the stationary drawer for emergency surgery. A spokesperson has issue a release stating that "overworking and stress" had led to a burst in Mr. Riger's skin. Emergency services are working on him sti--

Wait, news just in: Mr. Riger has come out of surgery. Surgeons report that the injury has been dealt with quickly and efficiently. Stay tuned as we bring you more news of the event as it happens.

Comments

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Dear __rainydaystars,

Mr. Riger would like to thank you for your kind wishes and that he is very grapeful for your gifts.

At this point, Mr Riger is still recovering from his surgery and, as such, is unable to reply to you in person. However, our office will be issueing a statement today confirming his recovery.

Have a nice day,

~ Mr Riger's Spokesperson


:) I am having too much fun. But yes, Riger is here... elastoplast and celotaped up. Poor guy.

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Riger! Injured on the job! *sends him flowers and chocolates*

[xanitia.livejournal.com]

he should cum spend some time with me - he's not likely to get injured again if hes wit me!