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Jan. 14th, 2006 09:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
delgaAt 21.19, local time, Riger the Stress Ball was rushed to the stationary drawer for emergency surgery. A spokesperson has issue a release stating that "overworking and stress" had led to a burst in Mr. Riger's skin. Emergency services are working on him sti--
Wait, news just in: Mr. Riger has come out of surgery. Surgeons report that the injury has been dealt with quickly and efficiently. Stay tuned as we bring you more news of the event as it happens.
