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[delga]

Oh, people, come on. Let us celebrate the beauty that is the semi-colon. Seriously. learn how to use it. Love it. Embrace it into your world.

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See? Isn't that a thing of beauty? Stop using it as a fucking apostrophe and stop replacing it with commas. Commas are like mice; they breed extraordinarily quickly.

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[wliberation.livejournal.com]

I think we must start some form of sex ed, except, you know, about commas.

...erm, what? I just mean that it should be our mission to educate the masses that obviously aren't listening at school. Or something.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Yes. The "just say no" campaign obviously isn't working.

[ You and I have just corrupted grammar forever. ]

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

[Well, you know how it is: if you add sex or at least hints at sex to it, people will pay attention, no matter what the subject. And yes, we have. Oh, I'm so proud of us.]

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

*waves mini flags*

[ I think it might just be us. I mean, we were talking about YSI in terms of cheating on people. I think we are crazy.

Woo!

I'm proud too. Now I want a T-shirt that reads "Practise Safe Syntax: Use A Comma Condom". ]

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Oh, I assure you, it is everyone. But, yes, we might still be a bit... more than everyone, you know.

Oh, no you didn't. You did not just say that. Because now I have to urge to do said T-shirt and use it in public. Damn you. :)

(Must dash now to dry my hair. Talk to you later!)