{ God save Donald Duck, Vaudeville and Variety. }

[delga]

PHANTOM NOISES, GUYS. From the vacant house next door. Seriously. What the fuck?

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So. I have NO INTEREST (none! zero! zilch!) in pregnancy or really in little people who aren't Baby Cousin, but that apparently hasn't stopped me from reading Celebrity Baby Blog every day for the past six months. I DON'T KNOW. It's oddly compulsive. I don't even know who half these people are, and some of the ones I do know sort of irritate me? (Yeah, Matthew McConaughey, I'm looking at you.) Obviously I first stumbled upon this site due to Thandie-surfing (the process by which I wreck The Internets trying to find recent information on Thandie Newton \o/) but now I read it via RSS every day. I... *flails* Possibly this is unhealthy.

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Also unhealthy: Touching Evil. THAT'S JAMES NESBITT, YO, WITH PSYCHO HAIR.

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I didn't realise that The Village Green Preservation Society was originally by The Kinks. That's insanely brilliant. (Has anybody here ever managed to catch a glimpse of Jam and Jerusalem? Because, as much as that's a parody of village life, um. YEAH. IT CAN BE LIKE THAT A LOT.)

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Oh, Post Secret. So smashing!

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[wliberation.livejournal.com]

I WANTEE PICCIES OF CRAZY HAIR, YO!

...No, I'm not at all easily excitable today. Why do you ask?

(Village Green etc? A song I presume?)

I am in total agreement with that Secret.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Lols. I shall deliver in due course!

(Yes, lols. FABULOUS song. I shall youtube Good Versions for you, having yet to buy the songs myself.)

Me too! How awesome would it be? My internal monologue only really goes so far as a mild fashion critique.

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Du ist fabulous.

(Marvelousness! You're a good drug dealer pimp provider.)

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Consider this my iPimp comment. Miniflags!

Nesbitt's crazy hair! (http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3513/021ys1.jpg) This episode is really dark. Actually, all the episodes are dark, but this one particularly, hence the low quality. No porn stache, though, yay.

Also, The Kinks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eJ_ITcxj9M) and Kate Rusby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRK6U5vIHCs).

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Aaah, Cold Feet era hair. That was... slightly scary yet somehow adorable. Thank goodness for the absense of porn stache. Not quite sure why he grew those. (Maybe a bow toward Tom Selleck?)

Hahaa, I love the Kate Rusby video. Well, parts of it anyway. I also love how much of the commenters missed the irony completely.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

But! WHY would anyone want to bow towards Tom Selleck?? lols.

The song is mental. Youtube commenters would make a RUBBISH army. There'd be so much infighting. When we take over Teh World, we can't have Youtube commenters in our conglomerate, okay? We'd have to set the penguins on them, and then we'd lose our front line completely.

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Because Magnum was the ultimate Forefather of all maverick detectives on TV? Or maybe the stache is there because he has to blend in with the criminals who notoriously have no taste in fashion whatsoever. Or maybe because Nesbitt has a twisted sense of humour and he enjoys looking like a tit because it confuses people.

Oh yes, most def. The YouTube commenters could feed the penguins, though I suspect even that would be too trying for them as well. And cruel on the penguins.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

(Another eaten comment! Annoying!)
Verily I fail at Important TV Trivia! I didn't know Selleck = Magnum! This makes much more sense. (I. Um. I sort of associate him with the "Three Men and a_____" films. So.)

I think the Youtubers may need to be taken out first. No-one will notice! We could send in the nuns. They love that sort of underhand subterfuge stuff.

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

I actually have no idea why I remembered that he played Magnum because I've never watched the show. I only mentioned his name because, perhaps ironically, I couldn't remember what Magnum was called!(Oh, those! Yeah, I only remember him from Friends.)

Ah, Contract-Killer Nuns. They're very handy, indeed, because no one ever suspects a thing.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

!!! Of course! He was Courtney Cox's Older Lover! How could I forget that? lols.

Those habits are good for weapon concealment, is all I'm saying. And who's going to feel up a nun? "My, Sister, is that a Winchester rifle, or are you just pleased to see me?"

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! Oh, Meisha, I love you. *huggety*

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

"W-O-R-K, get that essay done today!" <-- cheerleading.

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. ...First, I'll just pop down to the store to get me some breakfast supplies. *scurries off before berated*

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Hee. I guess BREAFKFAST is forgivable!

[storyloves.livejournal.com]

I want to have a witty, observational monologue running through my head too. :(
It would make life so interesting, haha.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

It would be infinitely preferable to "But WHY would you wear those when it's raining??"

[storyloves.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes!