{ Hee! Thank you xanitia. }

[delga]

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!

I am so easily amused. (My favourite joke remains: A man walks into a bar ...ouch!)

Comments

[powerof3.livejournal.com]

Dude. That made me LOL, literally. :)

[binglexjells.livejournal.com]

... I said shoot 'em all and dodge the corpses *blush*

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

...BINGLE. Honestly, what are we going to do with you?