delga | { time for some fun }

The aim is to be less dour. So: game! Guess the TV show; bonus points for character, bonus bonus points if you get number 19 first try without cheating. Comments are screened; don't be a lousy arsed cheater, mm'kay?

1) Don’t you want us to be BFF?!
2) Remember: WWBD?
3) You know, I feel about as welcome as a fart in a Wind Machine.
4) It’s a great big rock. I can’t wait to show my friends. I bet none of them have a rock this big.
5) Great. We've gone from 'Die Hard' to 'Honey, I Shrunk the Hostages'!
6) You're under arrest for obstructing justice, tampering with state's evidence, and violating seven articles of being scumbag.
7) There's one thing I hate more than running... leaping.
8) There are two ways this goes down, and either way, you're dropping the gun.
9) Girls with dreams have been running away from this house for a hundred years.
10) ‘Don’t frost the pie’? It sounded really important.
11) Okay… I'm going to go contemplate at the koi pond.
12) Well, I expressly don't give a damn. Ride his ass
13) I was out taking the pictures you needed and there was a sign and numbers on the ground and I thought, "Why assume a quasi-randomly generated function-oriented paradigm?"
14) Lesson number one, feed the nurses. It will make your jobs fifty percent easier.
15) Dear god, what are these? Breasts? How does anyone practice medicine hauling these things around?!
16) Who da man? I da man. I always suspected.
17) He’s my Jew!
18) I like having low self esteem. It makes me feel special.
19) If I was kidding you, I'd be wearing a Fez, and no pants.
20) Well, the real question is - will they have ears?