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[delga]

Things I would say to you if I had the energy (part 3):

1. SHUT UP. God. Genetics has a fairly apt predisposition in this arena. If I hear it again, I am going to lose my fucking nut.

2. I really like you but I can't figure out if you're genuine or not and that really makes me wonder if (1) was worth it

3. No, for real, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Sure, I was scrawling meta in the margins about the muses but YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I TAPE IT.

4. I hate you. For no reason beyond the basic and the shallow. I really hate you. And I wish I could just drop you except apparently you have magnetically sealed yourself to my shadow.

5. OF COURSE YOU ARE ILL. You wear next to no clothes, eat cold food and don't medicate. I swear, if you disease me, I'll poison your food.

6. You whore. People were depending on you and you just didn't come through, did you? You disgust me.

Comments

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

Yowch. You hit hard when you hit. Hope I never do anything to piss you off.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

You couldn't; you're too brilliant.

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

So did you get my email? Do we think "that" was TEH SEX??

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

I did get your email. And the awful thing is that was probably completely unintentional and she's actually that daft.

And I think if she's pilfering porn at the level of the disgustingly domestic, she needs her brain rewiring. What the frak was that? Also, the chubby fingers? WHAT? Ugh.

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. That went against every rule in the Hand Porn, er, Handbook. What next? Calloused fingers? Hangnails? Maybe we should glad you never got what you were waiting for.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

I sit basked in relief. And with the need to expel her from any place where I might cross her path in eljaydom.

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

The wonder is how she strayed our way in the first place. I feel vaguely insulted by her attention, now that I know what really rings her bell.