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But this one is fun and inspires me to maybe want to try my hand at x-over fic! Not like that will ever happen cos my Numb3rs fic is still incomplete and I want to take a look at that 3CSI fic again but still.

Pick 12 characters, write them down before you look at the questions, then read my answers.

Lisa Cuddy
Stella Bonasera
Tim Speedle
Lee Adama
Izzy Stevens
Elizabeth Weir
Danny Taylor
Sayid
Olivia Benson
Sun
Jack McCoy
Warrick Brown

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, I haven’t, although the idea is certainly intriguing. Think she’d like him; I think he’d garner respect for her. Hmm.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lee Adama – are you frakking kidding me? The man has the most divine cheekbones in the world. *guh*

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ew. Mpreg? Ew.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Mandysbitch writes very good Benson fic; so does Svufan4ever

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Stella/Lizzie would not make a good couple. I’m pretty certain I could write a half-way decent fic that makes the couple work but I don’t think they’re in the same league.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Izzy Stevens/Olivia Benson or Izzy Stevens/Sun? The second pairing, mostly because Izzy is not Livvie’s type at all. Izzy and Sun could work, I guess.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Danny Taylor walks in on Stella and Warrick? Nothing. Danny is gay and omgsoinlove with Martin. He wouldn’t be into the geeksex, I don’t think. That being said, Stella/Warrick? Oh wow. This meme is throwing up some rare pairings.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Tim Speedle/Sun? Hmm. Oh god, how would this work? It’s been a few years since he’s seen Megan but knowing her tendencies, he’d say this woman would be her type. Maybe that’s why he asks her if she needs help.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Cuddy/Sayid? Um, no. And no. Maybe if she was drunk and younger and roaming the middle east on a sabbatical, maybe they’d have a night of hot desert sex but fluff? NO.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Danny Taylor/Warrick Brown. This is my city.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Deflower? The hell? That would be Lee Adama/Lisa Cuddy? I so reckon it would be the other way around, Adama fumbling and Cuddy smiling. Possibly high. I have no idea where that image came from.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ha! Danny Taylor? Of course not; we don’t engage in such behaviour, do we wliberation? /sarcasm

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes. I think crouchingmajor used to.

Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
Yes, daygloparker has. My favourite was the L&O/TWW x-over.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Bonasera/Adama/Stevens? In what universe would the three of them collide? In what universe would Stella even want to? Stevens/Adama, maybe, although he’d probably just think she was really sweet. Actually, Izzy Stevens is the ‘good’ wife that Adama marries whilst secretly lusting after Kara. I have no idea how to put Stella into this.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Qwa. (What? It’s Sun. She may well yell “Qwa!”)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Sayid? Hmm. I don’t know that much about the character yet. *shrug* Actually, Noorie. Or something equally as Eastern. OH! Mundian To Bach Ke by Punjabi MC. Oh yeh.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Cuddy/Weir/Brown? Hot lesbian sex/voyeurism.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Stella and Sun? "I’ve always wanted to try Korean." Oh god. That’s awful.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Izzy Stevens? Yesterday. I followed a link from BSO.

What is Six's super-secret kink?
Elizabeth Weir? She wants to have mad hot sex with Sheppard in her office (yes, the one with glass walls) and she doesn’t really care if there are people there to see them.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Speed/Taylor. Taylor. More experience, ja?

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Jack McCoy/Livvie Benson. Um, no. In fact, I can’t even see a fic where this pairing would work at all.

"One (Cuddy) and Nine (Olivia) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (Lee). One (Cuddy), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (McCoy) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Warrick), then follows the wise advice of Five (Izzy Stevens) and finds true love with Three (Speed)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
This is so wrong. Um, ok. I skipped the song one so I should do this one. Misdiagnosis. wliberation and tigertrapped would read this because they like to humour me. svu_fan_4ever would also humour me. Who should write this? I don’t know anyone on my flist who shares all the fandoms!

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Danny Taylor/Sayid? I’d read it.

See how fun that was?!