{ Of all the stupid ship names in fandom... }

[delga]

...the worst has to be the one I just found for Luka/Abby:

Luby.

Oh yeh. WTF? What a stupid, ridiculous name. And why can't you just put Luka/Abby?! And all of the ones in the NY fandom: Stellac, Malla (oh god), DnA (ok, that one's cute but is it necessary?), Flaiden (?!). Carby, from ER, McShep from Atlantis, the list goes on. So I'm going ot make a list here and publish the top 20 stupidest ship names around. Help me out.

Luby - Luka/Abby - ER

Carby - Carter/Abby - ER

Stellac - Stella/Mac - NY

Malla - Mac/Stella - NY

DnA - Danny/Aiden - NY

Flaiden - Flack/Aiden - NY

McShep - McKay/Sheppard - Atlantis

Sheyla - Sheppard/Teyla - Atlantis

McWeir - McKay/Weir - Atlantis

Spander - Spike/Xander - BtVS

Spuffy - Spike/Buffy - BtVS

Chastine - Chas/Constantine - Constantine

Swill - Sark/Will - Alias

Snickers - Nick/Sara - CSI

Sandal - Greg Sanders/Sara Sidle - CSI

Comments

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

Spander - Spike/Xander - BtVS
Chastine - Chas/Constantine - Constantine
Swill - Sark/Will - Alias

OK, so I made that last one up. Chastine sounds like chastised chastity. Which is sort of is. Spander is definitely the dumbest, on my list.

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Oh, that reminds me! Spuffy! *shudder*

Thanks, I'll add those :)

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

Sarkney is pretty dumb, too. I think there ought to be a fandom for Vixon (Vaughn/Dixon), just because hee.

[crouchingmajor.livejournal.com]

Snickers - Sara/Nick CSI

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have to be kidding me! That's appalling! *adds*

[crouchingmajor.livejournal.com]

Sandle - Sanders/Sidle CSI

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Hee! *also adds*