...the worst has to be the one I just found for Luka/Abby:
Luby.
Oh yeh. WTF? What a stupid, ridiculous name. And why can't you just put Luka/Abby?! And all of the ones in the NY fandom: Stellac, Malla (oh god), DnA (ok, that one's cute but is it necessary?), Flaiden (?!). Carby, from ER, McShep from Atlantis, the list goes on. So I'm going ot make a list here and publish the top 20 stupidest ship names around. Help me out.
Luby - Luka/Abby - ER
Carby - Carter/Abby - ER
Stellac - Stella/Mac - NY
Malla - Mac/Stella - NY
DnA - Danny/Aiden - NY
Flaiden - Flack/Aiden - NY
McShep - McKay/Sheppard - Atlantis
Sheyla - Sheppard/Teyla - Atlantis
McWeir - McKay/Weir - Atlantis
Spander - Spike/Xander - BtVS
Spuffy - Spike/Buffy - BtVS
Chastine - Chas/Constantine - Constantine
Swill - Sark/Will - Alias
Snickers - Nick/Sara - CSI
Sandal - Greg Sanders/Sara Sidle - CSI