{ yesterday's tweets. }

( my milkshake brings all the tweets to the yard )

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I have a driving lesson in fifteen minutes. To kill the time, I'm watching Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow. Guys: I LOVE MICHAEL MCINTYRE OMG. He's hilarious. But this week's episode featured a woman I have never heard of before, and my god, she was brilliant! So funny! Anyone else heard of Sarah Millican?

I much preferred her to the scary guy who came on afterwards, ugh. The Liverpudlian comedian was pretty funny, though. "Well, that was the punchline, yes. Obviously I didn't realise this was a double act." GREAT.

Mostly, though, I love Michael McIntyre dancing around the stage and being amused at all the ridiculousness our wee country possesses. TOO TRUE, SIRRAH.

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In other news, I woke at 5am on the dot and then wanted to kill every crow in a five-mile radius of my location. Oh god, I am never going to get enough sleep.