{ Update on Riger }

[delga]

Over the past couple of months, Mr Riger's health has seriously deteriorated. I am very saddened to have to inform you that Mr Riger's condition is now critical.

A spokesperson for Mr Riger has issued a statement saying, "We believe the long-distance travelling recently undergone by Mr Riger is the cause of his latest distress. After the three-hour journey from Soton, Mr Riger's skin split, twice, and his insides began to seep out. This is obviously a very bad situation for a Stress Ball. Doctors feel that there is little to do for him now but to wait and see if he will be stable enough to return home."

Our thoughts and prayers are with you, Mr Riger.