{ The Voiceless Rant, Part II }

[delga]

Things I Would Say To Your Face If My Ovaries Hadn't Staged A Coup This Week:

1) Oh the TWO-FACED irony of that statement makes me cry with laughter. You pretentious twat. You PUBLICLY pretentious twat.

2) Um, hello? BUSY.

3) Oh shut up. You only like him because you think he's cute when really he's a bastard dressed in arsehole's clothing.

4) GROW A BRAIN SOME TIME SOON KTHNXBAI.

5) Liar. You're a liar and I know you are. But it doesn't matter because as it tuns out, I didn't want that to happen anyway. So oh the fucking irony.

I think that's all for this week. In other news, this morning's LTC2 lecture was a bore and I have lit. hist. in four hours. So, time to write up lecture notes and maybe go to Portswood and back before the next lecture. Then I'm going back to halls and fuck it, I'm making icons. They bring me joy.

Comments

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

he's a bastard dressed in arsehole's clothing

Have I mentioned lately how much I love you?

[delgaserasca.livejournal.com]

Well I love you too, so that's okay. (And really, that one is the one that illicits the most pure gr argh from me. Because girls are so stupid).

[tigertrapped.livejournal.com]

I know. I get cross when girls are so stupid because it just reinforces the cliche about fangirls being mindless funnels for squee. And we're NOT. (Most of the time - but, hey, Dean!Baby's on TV tonight - squee!!!)