{ I have only listened to Gotye's Life's a Mess today. }

Today is my eljayversary! SEVEN YEARS, EVERYONE.

That is madness in itself, but it also means it's been seven years since I did my AS-levels, and that is a level of mindfuckery that I am not down with.

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Today not!boss #4 actually said: "Be right back, I'm going to go Malcolm Tucker on her ass."

Oh, you crazy fen man. Try harder.

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Tomorrow evening I am going OUT. That's right, folks, I - she who is always in on a Friday night - am going out. Dinner with a friend, and then off to another friend's gig. OUT. OF THE HOUSE.

OUT.

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Ahahahaha, seven years. Uh, sorry? (Not really.)