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Why do so many of Russell Howard's gags involve chickens?

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I am watching NCIS and getting so nervous that I keep having to take a break. I am all of five minutes in, I kid thee not.

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Waking at 5.30 means I get a lot done in the morning, but it also means by 3pm I'm ready to call it a day. Unfortunately my current anxiety trigger is that the world will end if I don't get out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off. So. I get out of bed when the alarm goes off and right now it goes off at 5.30.

I know what you're thinking: there's an easy solution to this. It's not that straightforward, actually, because the trigger is linked in directly with what the time is, but I need to do something about it either way. Yaaaaaaaawn. Much like this post.

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HEY HEY MY SPOOKS DVDS TURNED UP YESTERDAY!