So, I went to the cinema with my friend and saw a movie about pigeons, today. It was a kid's flick but I don't think half of them got it. Ricky Gervais starred, as did Ewan McGregor. Wickedly funny (in a five-year-old sort of way) and I think the only coherent thing I can say in response is:
SABOTAGE!
ETA: Guys, I really need a head count on this. Thanks.